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Showdown in Penang

Penang in 1818 is a sleepy town where nothing much happens but by jove, when something happens, it HAPPENS. Before you google "penang, america", Penang is in Malaysia, West Malaysia. So trus


birth uncontrolled

Undienana Bones is now inside the Republic of Gyna's (ROC) most guarded, most secure, and most important warehouse. This is the prophylatics warehouse. Birth control pills being super costly


Take it a word at a time

He decided to eat his words and apologize to her

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He had to hurry. He could hear them coming from down the dark corridor. He finished putting bandages on his ally, and helped him limp to the door across from them. He hid trying to be silent

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Unfortunately, the Queen of England initiated a Nuclear War on Russia and the USA It was an accident really, she was rummaging in her purse for a mint and hit the launch button on the nuclea

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Herping Of Derp

Once there was a man named Moron, who lived in a house made of cabbages . I know what your thinking, "Cabbages make a lousy building material, especially for a house!", but it was

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The bad day

Once, I had been home alone after my long day of detective work, I had sat down on my leather couch. The smell of coffee and cigars filled the air. I lit the fire, then I felt stupid. So I d

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'Fwwwwshshhh', a gust of wind hit the bird in the face, as it attempts to aim his poo into the coffee cups of the humans below. "Hey, watch it!" exclaimed the pope while sitting en

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Lizard Lord


The Lizard Lord had finally finished snacking on his favourite food, potatoes. Now it was time to snack on the flesh of his enemies. The first celebrity he devoured was so bad tasting, that

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Space Dargon

"There's a Space Dargon attacking planet whatever!" "Meh, whatever" His name was Inter-Galactic Dragon Lord and he exclaimed "DO YOU HAVE A KIK?" towards the other space dragon nam

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