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Undienana Bones is now inside the Republic of Gyna's (ROC) most guarded, most secure, and most important warehouse. This is the prophylatics warehouse. Birth control pills being super costly


The Butterknife


Marissa glanced uneasily at the greasy butterknife that sat on her kitchen table. Upon inspecting it closely, she found that though caked thick with the white grease, the knife had a variety

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'Fwwwwshshhh', a gust of wind hit the bird in the face, as it attempts to aim his poo into the coffee cups of the humans below. "Hey, watch it!" exclaimed the pope while sitting en

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Unfortunately, the Queen of England initiated a Nuclear War on Russia and the USA It was an accident really, she was rummaging in her purse for a mint and hit the launch button on the nuclea

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Escape Artist


Taylor was uncomfortable. She was bound to the bed, wearing nothing but a t-shirt. The ropes burned her wrists as she struggled The rough yarn on her skin making her weak with pain

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my room

One day while I was doing my homework in my bedroom I heard a noise. when I had finished eating my taco, I went downstairs with my intergalactic space platypus to see what was going on. Jere

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Space Dargon

"There's a Space Dargon attacking planet whatever!" "Meh, whatever" His name was Inter-Galactic Dragon Lord and he exclaimed "DO YOU HAVE A KIK?" towards the other space dragon nam

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Herping Of Derp

Once there was a man named Moron, who lived in a house made of cabbages . I know what your thinking, "Cabbages make a lousy building material, especially for a house!", but it was

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Outside In


"Don't touch it!" yelled Crowley "Don' things!". but it was too late. to crowley's horror, josh held the gold statue. "Crowley, you are crazy." but then. crowley an

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The Diamond Flame


I felt ashamed. Here I had the whole world laugh at me using my invention. I wanted to hide away in my own dimension of magic away from technology, problems, and the world. However, I didn't

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