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Unfortunately

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Unfortunately, the Queen of England initiated a Nuclear War on Russia and the USA It was an accident really, she was rummaging in her purse for a mint and hit the launch button on the nuclea

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The Butterknife

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Marissa glanced uneasily at the greasy butterknife that sat on her kitchen table. Upon inspecting it closely, she found that though caked thick with the white grease, the knife had a variety

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The LOL show

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It all started down in the dumps. Literally, as I am one of the few unlucky to start but the luckiest for sucess. For the closer you think you see, the lees you actually see. My story is an

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Mr. Bernard

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Mr. Bernard wasn't your typical janitor. He was actually quite strange... every afternoon at exactly 5:00, he would disappear into his janitor closet and not come out for 45 minutes. People

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Lizard Lord

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The Lizard Lord had finally finished snacking on his favourite food, potatoes. Now it was time to snack on the flesh of his enemies. The first celebrity he devoured was so bad tasting, that

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News of 2030

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Hello people of Santomo county, Edenia. This is a news broadcast, we have just reiceved word that Kanye west, the president of the united states, has declared his own existence as sacred and

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The bug

I was walking down the street when I realised, there was a bug in my hair. I noticed it in the most unpleasant manner of reaching to adjust my hat, upon which I shortly discovered the bug, c

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Bob twiddled the tip

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When I was a little girl I used to look at the stars while sipping a warm glass of milk and eating some food , like the freshly baked cookies my mom always made, sugary, soft, and delicious

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The magical ... thing was very small, yet

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