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News of 2030

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Hello people of Santomo county, Edenia. This is a news broadcast, we have just reiceved word that Kanye west, the president of the united states, has declared his own existence as sacred and

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The Test Of Ultimate Manlyness

"You are ready" said the master of men, he told me it would'nt be easy And he was a guy

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Take it a word at a time

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He decided to eat his words and apologize to her

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Unfortunately

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Unfortunately, the Queen of England initiated a Nuclear War on Russia and the USA It was an accident really, she was rummaging in her purse for a mint and hit the launch button on the nuclea

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Herping Of Derp

Once there was a man named Moron, who lived in a house made of cabbages . I know what your thinking, "Cabbages make a lousy building material, especially for a house!", but it was

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Flying

'Fwwwwshshhh', a gust of wind hit the bird in the face, as it attempts to aim his poo into the coffee cups of the humans below. "Hey, watch it!" exclaimed the pope while sitting en

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Lizard Lord

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The Lizard Lord had finally finished snacking on his favourite food, potatoes. Now it was time to snack on the flesh of his enemies. The first celebrity he devoured was so bad tasting, that

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Dog

My dog fell down the hill into an enormous body of some indistinguishable body parts. For a second he wondered as to why a lake of lumpy limbs would be at the bottom of a hill. Then he fully

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Mr. Bernard

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Mr. Bernard wasn't your typical janitor. He was actually quite strange... every afternoon at exactly 5:00, he would disappear into his janitor closet and not come out for 45 minutes. People

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