started by chidderation on Tuesday, March 25, 2014 at 2:36am PDT
modified on Tuesday, April 8, 2014 at 10:26am PDT
Pip was a short stumpy boy with short ginger hair and smelt like he had been dragged through a field of cow shit.
The bear with a van said, "That isn't normal cow shit. It's magical cow shit from pedoland! GET IN MY PEDOMOBILE, WE MUST RETURN IT NOW!"Pip was a very stupid boy and agreed to go along.