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the bum

started by mouse on Saturday, May 31, 2014 at 9:39am PDT
modified on Friday, September 12, 2014 at 9:16am PDT

Once upon a time there was a little boy called But , however the little boy would have rather been named for another conjunction, like Except. But(however?), little But marched on through life envying those friends who had normal names like Yet and Nor. It actually caused small Mr. But to be the butt of many bad jokes; in fact most folks were just rear-ends about it.

Young Mr. But used to be offended when others would vilify him for unusual odors or make wise"cracks" about him in general. But now, But had finally learned to live with all of the ridicule and just adopted the creed, "that stinks" whenever anyone would mock him. Sometimes the stench of his rage would rush out of him in a torrent, other times it would be hindered by unknown forces and expel mightily, all at once.


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sorry i wasn't finished

– by mouse at Saturday, May 31, 2014 at 9:40am PDT