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started by Nikki1042432 on Saturday, November 1, 2014 at 6:09pm PDT
modified on Tuesday, January 5, 2016 at 9:50pm PST

My dog fell down the hill into an enormous body of some indistinguishable body parts. For a second he wondered as to why a lake of lumpy limbs would be at the bottom of a hill. Then he fully realized what he was in and started screaming. Then he realized dogs don't scream. That was awkward. So awkward that he farted. Said fart smelt so bad that the body parts came to life, and they weren't happy! After my dog had nearly devoured the flesh of the lifeless limbs, he turned around to the spare hand lying in the grass.

The spare hand scolded him. "I can't believe you ate my limb friends!" My dog was obviously distraught, as he didn't know disembodied limbs could speak.


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