started by Durnazzer on Saturday, May 2, 2015 at 3:33pm PDT
modified on Tuesday, January 5, 2016 at 9:43pm PST
Once, I had been home alone after my long day ofdetective work, I had sat down on my leather couch. The smell of coffee and cigars filled the air. I lit the fire, then I felt stupid. So I decided to take some get smart pills. That was when I realized that the pills were not get smart pills, but in fact they were trans-sexual transplant pills. Embarrassed for my mistake, I decided to hide, but the door bell rang. I looked through the peep hole and saw my ex-wife with our impatient toddler son.