started by Derpo on Saturday, May 23, 2015 at 5:31pm PDT
modified on Sunday, June 21, 2015 at 6:11pm PDT
Once there was a man namedMoron, who lived in a house made of cabbages . I know what your thinking, "Cabbages make a lousy building material, especially for a house!", but it was better than the only other alternative, peanut butter.