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The Adventures Of Donald Trump And His Encounters With Dark Lord Cthulhu.

Donald Trump woke up in an empty void. It was an endless blackness that expanded as far as the eye can see. A voice thundered from on high. It was maddening, and shook the earth, as it thundered down, "WHO DARES CROSS INTO MY REALM?"

"I cross into the best realms," The Don replies.

"W... WHA... WHAT?"

A dark figure appeared in the void. Don lifted his eyes to look, and saw Kim Jong-un approaching in a menacing manner, a frown furrowed across his face. "Oh, um....yeeeeeeeeah......I was told I was going to meet Cthulhu. Do you by any chance know where he is?" Donald asked.

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